I Really Love This Dress...

Have to Travel? Travel Cute.

Is This Valentino Purse Beyond Fabulous? Why yes, I believe it is.

Wishful Thinking...

Beige...totally not my color of choice, but it works here.

Ruffles and Fur and Diamonds...oh my!

The Sparkly, Patent, Fur, and Satin Post.

All of my favorite things..all in one post! I am in serious love with this dress...and the shoes...and the fur wrap...and the little satin clutch...and we all know I will never turn down a good martini! :)

The ruffled sweater makes me smile...

The Post because you can never have too much leopard print.

The Love Affair with Lilly.

A long-time Lilly Pulitzer fan, I tried to suppress my love of the pink and green in a vain attempt at going for more edgy trendy styles. If you've ever seen me, you know my success was limited. (Edgy for me is wearing dark gray eye shadow, or choosing an outfit that doesn't have fur, rhinestones, patent leather, or bows.

So...I'm taking my love for Lilly out of the closet. And I'm starting with these boots - because they're my favorite thing in the current Fall collection. If they weren't suede I'd drool over their loveliness (but obviously you can't get suede wet, so I'll try to restrain myself).


I'm the teensiest bit skeptical of how this dress would look on me (I typically can't carry off the slouchy silhouette well, but the little sash at the waist might just keep it tailored enough...)

Not typically a big yellow OR navy fan...but the little ruffled button placket on the front and the 3/4 length sleeves are winning me over on this number:

This dress+



this cardigan=precious

Sequins, a v-neckline, hourglass tailoring. Really, who wouldn't like this dress?

Alan is probably sick of seeing me in cardigans...but I love how versatile they are! Plus, here in Dallas everywhere you go is over-air conditioned, so it's necessary to carry a sweater with you at all times - even in the dead heat of summer!

Bangles in candy colors. I love how girly they are!

Again with the slightly looser shape that I find so hard to work with on my frame...but the bell-sleeves and precious print are worth the trouble. I'd add a black patent leather belt to bring in the waist, and maybe some little red shoes...perfection!

The First Cold Weather Work Outfit.

I'm coveting these boots. As in, would give up lunch for a month to save up for them. That sounds painful though, probably I'll be begging Alan for them. :)

The T-Shirt Dress.

I just bought this fun little t-shirt dress at the Gap on Monday...and today is the second time I have worn it...is that a bad thing?

The First look for Fall...

The Holiday Dresses...

I love fall and winter for many reasons, one of them being all of the parties that inevitably occur around the holidays! Here are a couple of dresses I have my eye on for the festivities...

Anthropologie

Such a pretty cherry-red, before I married Alan I didn't own ONE piece of red clothing. Thankfully, he's convinced me that I look pretty in red, and I have to admit that I'm grateful - it's such a festive and energetic color (plus if you spill red wine, no one will ever know!). The silhouette on this dress is totally channeling a 1950's housewife, and I love love love it!

Tory Burch

Found on e-bay (my personal downfall), this Tory Burch dress would be so cute for a New Year's Eve party, or to a Christmas cocktail party. Metallics just scream "holiday" to me...(and yet I still wear them year round. Hmmm).

The Gap

Wrap dress, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: 1. You reduce the size of my waist to the size of...well, better than it is now. 2. You have such a lovely holiday color. 3. You flatter the girls. 4. You're the perfect length as to not overwhelm my little body. It's official. I'm smitten.

Moschino Cheap & Chic

Gorgeously tailored. Perfect pop of color. Out of my price range. :(

White House Black Market

Looks suspiciously just like this Michael Kors dress...and I love it!

The Inspiration.

This dress is absolutely, drop-dead, stunningly gorgeous. I mean, seriously.

The First Style Influence.

Everyone has their own style, and I am no different. I won't bore you with all of them in one blog post, but for now, here is one person who has influenced my style.

Karen Walker (real name: Megan Mullaly).

Will and Grace - best show EVER after Sex and the City. (In my opinion, anyway). I used to constantly get told that I look like Karen by friends, co-workers, even the pretzel lady at the American Airlines Center during a Mavericks Game. Here's how that conversation went down:

Pretzel Lady: "Honey, you look just like that chick from that show."
Kristin: "Um, thank you."
Pretzel Lady: "You know, the one with the squeaky voice that's always drunk".
Kristin: (How many beers have I had?)"Can I have my pretzel please?"

Let's compare the similarities.
1. Loves dirty martini's.
Karen - yes, and don't waste any room with that olive, honey!
Kristin - yes, and don't use cheap vodka, honey!

2. Is a little scatterbrained/ADD/energetic.
Karen - yes, although very lazy if there is anything to do.
Kristin - yes - although very lazy if there is laundry to do.

3. Has a maid.
Karen - yes, Rosario is the best.
Kristin - no, but would if she could.

4. Has a squeaky voice.
Karen - yes.
Kristin - just call her muppet...

5. Loves fur, patent leather, animal print, and anything from Neiman's.
Karen - oh yes!
Kristin - oh yes!

Eh. Similar, but not quite the same. I'm the Karen minus the overweight, neglectful husband (mine is super-fit and very attentive), driver & maid (wish I had them, though), giant mansion (I like my house, thank you), and limitless charge cards (kind of wish I had those).

I LOVE LOVE LOVE almost all of Karen's clothes...we have - ahem - very similar body types. The tailoring and fit of her clothes is very close to what I gravitate towards, plus it's fun colors and prints, which I love!



I leave you with some words of wisdom from Karen:


"Gosh, I don't think I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze, and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning."

The Polyvore Post #2.

The Polyvore Post - #1.

The Old Blog

So...for your viewing pleasure, the following is a rant blog that I wrote about a year ago regarding my views on the lack of fashion. (I've added some pictures for visual effect)...(and because I'm kind of bored).

Seriously people, there are a few steadfast and simple rules that should ALWAYS apply when choosing one's attire for the day. I don't want to hear your whining, "I haven't had time to shop since the Reagan was in office"... "I had a hangover when I got dressed this morning"... "I saw Mischa Barton wearing this last week". No. Not valid excuses. But, don't be alarmed, I of course am willing to offer my opinion for your own personal fashion enrichment. (who me, speak my mind? never). (please refer to content of previous paranthesis as complete and utter bs). Standing in front of your closet, pondering what articles of clothing will cover your birthday suit there are several things to keep in mind:

1. Denim shirt + denim pants = fashion disaster

Maybe at one time this worked (like 1983), but honestly people, just because it is the same material does NOT mean that it matches or looks good.

2. Flannel shirts. Unless your resume lists "lumberjack" as your current profession, or your given name is Paul Bunyan, please refrain from wearing flannel.

3. Flannel pants.

Repeat after me, "I will not wear my pajamas in public". Girls, I know it was super-popular in high school to go to the mall in your flannel pants and a little tank top, but let's face it - you're an adult now and pajamas in a public place are a big no-no. And while we're on the subject, how about giving your boyfriend/husband/significant other a break and buying yourself some cute nighties instead of the flannel monstrosities?

4. Leather pants.

Only for people who refer to their mode of transportation as a "hog". That is all.

5. Super low rise jeans.

Unless you weigh under 100 lbs, these are typically not the most flattering cut. Know the term "muffin-top"? Know where it comes from? I'll give you a hint, it's definitely not from a bakery...

6. Clear/Lucite heels.

Only appropriate if you earn your living on a pole, or jumping out of a giant birthday cake on a regular basis.

7. Blazer + t-shirt + jeans= Kanye West ripoff.

I have nothing against this look. I also have nothing against Kanye West. However, his"Golddigger" song was so overplayed that I have the uncontrollable urge to vomit each time it comes on the radio. This blazer/t-shirt/jeans predictibility has the same effect on me, get a clue boys, if there are 8 other guys wearing the exact same thing at the club...maybe it's time to be a little more creative.

8. Overalls and shortalls.

Is your name Daisy Mae or Cletus Jedidiah? Didn't think so.

9. Speedo's or thong bikini's.

Let's face it, these really look flattering on about .25% of the population. And even then they're kind of disturbing.

10. Men's braided belts.

Popular since the late 1980's, I have yet to understand why any self-respecting male would desire to wear something resembling a cub-scout macrame project to hold his pants up. Word of advice if you are still wearing these little craft project disasters: proceed directly to the nearest Nordstrom's, ask for the top salesman in the men's department, and buy whatever he tells you.

11. Polyester.

You are not an extra on "That 70's Show". Nor are you a performer in a Vegas show. Please refrain from wearing polyester, ever. Thank you.

12. Miniskirts at sporting events.

Did you really consider where you were going before you put that on? Bleachers, too much beer, nachos, and strong air conditioning are all perils risked by wearing a miniskirt to any type of sporting event.

13. Flip Flops at work.

Just don't. I don't care if they have sparkles, or beads, or patent leather, or you work in a semi-casual environment. Do not wear flip flops to work. Unless you work on a boat. Or in a youth department (Steph, only you can pull this off successfully).

14. Going braless.

I can already hear the clamor of protesting males out there, but let me say this: EVERY woman can benefit from a good push-up bra. There, that's all I'm saying about it. (and no picture, either - I don't want to see that people!)

15. Fanny packs.

Sadly, these do still exist. For goodness sakes, unless you are my grandma, please please please do NOT ever wear one of these. Only my grandma can get away with it, because she's so darn cute. (p.s. don't you love the gratuitiously redneck picture...complete with jorts (that's jean shorts for you city folk) and the Nascar-ready no-shirt look...)

16. Makeup.

Girls, we live in the south, which in case you didn't know, is where the term "Southern Belle" originated. Please have the decency to choose at least one makeup essential and wear it consistently. (I personally believe every girl looks better with a little mascara on). And for heaven's sake, if you must wear lip liner, match it to your lipstick! The term is Southern Belle, not "Southern Ho". Thank you.

17. Mesh.

Do I really need to go into detail about this? Didn't think so. (again, no picture, trying to keep from throwing up on my laptop).

18. Ankle boots.

These can all burn in a fiery pit, the things are hideously ugly, look cheap, and make anyone's legs look stumpy.

19. Leggings.

Successfully executed by ballerinas, toddlers, and Kimmy from "Full House". Not by anyone else.

20. Socks+Sandals.

Please. Just. Don't. If you dislike your toes so much that you are ashamed to even sport sandals sans socks (10 points for the alliteration, thank you), then proceed directly to the nearest nail salon and get a pedicure. Boys, I am talking to you!